Jack Bauer to police Wall Street

Ex-Bear Stearns Fund Managers Arrested by FBI Agents and Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson pushing for new powers for the Federal Reserve...what's next?  There's only one answer.  Promote a badass to get everything under control, the answer?

Jack Bauer.

Something needs to be done, because it's getting out of control. These stories are just a sign of the times:

Ex-Bear Stearns Fund Managers Arrested by FBI Agents (Update3)

Paulson urges stronger Fed role on Wall Street

Paulson says Wall Street reform needed now

Get rid of Wall Street and IRS so we can all be rich

Why Jack would be such a good choice, let's review:

1. Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

2. 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

3. The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.

4. After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.

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Not to worry Masters, we'll see the DOW touch 11,700 then it's off to the races.  Keep your head up today.