Madoff Made Off With All My Money, And All I Got Was This Lousy Fleece

This has got to be the perfect bit of Madoff merchandise. Bernie Madoff allegedly fleeced investors for tens of billions of dollars, and now you can buy a Madoff Securities fleece.

A former trader for Madoff, has put up the fleece on eBay. The latest bid was $100. 

"I have this fleece from a charity event that the firm sponsored for the Special Olympics," the seller says. "This fishing event was held in the summer of 2003 and was organized by Mark & Andy Madoff, the sons of the now infamous Criminal, Bernard Madoff."

SOURCE: http://clusterstock.alleyinsider.com/2008/12/madoff-made-off-with-all-my-money-and-all-i-got-was-this-lousy-fleece