theOnion.com - Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon

theonion.com dragon tankTake a break from the Market and enjoy the weekend with a few beers and of course a fake news report from theOnion.com.  This week, Obama axed a Pentagon plan to build a Billion Dollar Tank in the shape of a dragon.  Supporters of the Pentagon's Dragon Tank urge Obama to reconsider the fearsome power of titanium nostrils mounted with long-range flamethrowers.

 

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