Lawmaker Seeks To Ban U.S. Currency

Mike Pitts, a representative in the South Carolina legislature, has proposed a law that would replace dollars with gold and silver in his state. What do you think? (theonion.com).

Dana Asquith, Systems Analyst
"My only hope is that they offer a favorable exchange rate with Confederate bills."

Mark Bonnie,
Barber
"I'm fine with it just as long as those fools at CVS melt me down the correct amount of change for once."

Samuel Briottet,
Apothecary
"Sing ho, for the glories of bimetallism! With South Caroline on the side of Free Silver, there's no stopping us from repealing the Coinage Act and putting William Jennings Bryan in the White House in 1896! Huzzah!"