Current Financial News

Come on Obama Rally! Review the Obama ETFs

Super Obama BrothersWith Obama stepping into Office next week, now is the time to review the Obama ETFsWhy pick stocks?  Go for the whole sectors that Super Obama may help rally, Obama Your Mama.

Gold has got to Comeback

GoldMemberThe Market keeps tanking and as investors reach to find something worth buying, the Masters turn to gold as a speculation play. Gold futures fell today to their lowest level in five weeks, at some point, the trend has to turnaround.  Gold baby Gold!

DAG, Chocolate News, DavidWhat in the hell is going on, are you telling me that Bank of America (NYSE:BAC) earnings and guidance are going to be that bad on Jan 20th?  This mammoth U.S. financial institution sucks that bad? BofA does business with every other American yet its shares are only worth $10 because analysts say they "might" cut their dividend or even fail?  America, have you lost your damn mind?

Is Motorola (MOT) Doomed?

Motorola, Inc.'s (NYSE:MOT) share price has fizzled out since the Motorola Razr’s fall from grace. 

Net Sales were $7.5 billion in the third quarter of 2008, down 15% compared to net sales of $8.8 billion in the third quarter of 2007. Net sales decreased 31% in the Mobile Devices segment, decreased 1% in the Home and Networks Mobility segment and increased 4% in the Enterprise Mobility Solutions segment.

Investing in Algae Stocks: Fuel and Fun

Algae: Fuel and FunAlgae, Algae, Algae.  What stocks can you buy that are Algae Biofuel companies?  Thanks to, we got you covered in algae, going green is so much fun, now you can do it to! With your money and look stupid like the Algae Guy.

No one cares about Alcoa, check this out

Taxes Suck and HelpIt sucks to live in California right now: Calif. Taxpayers Due Refunds May Get IOUs.

If you expect you'll be getting a refund from California when you file your 2008 state income tax return, be prepared: you may instead receive a "registered warrant." Translation: an IOU.

Today is all about Alcoa (AA), screw Madoff

Bitch SlapWe kick off Earnings Season today, and we all await Alcoa's (NYSE:AA) crappy call, the mood is somber.  Deutsche Bank bitch slapped Alcoa this morning, downgrading Alcoa to Sell from Hold while lowering target price to $8 from $10Get in line for your beating.

Judge Rules Madoff Can Remain Free on Bail

A federal magistrate on Monday refused a government request that Bernard L. Madoff be jailed until he can be tried on charges of operating a $50 billion Ponzi scheme, saying that the government had not proved that he was a flight risk or a security risk.



Jesus and Video GamesJesus Christ.  Jack Thompson, the now disbarred lawyer who went on a rampage against the Grand Theft Auto franchise, because he believed it taught children to behave violently and rebel against society believes God is taking down TTWO. Thompson on Nov 3rd -  "God strikes Take Two (NASDAQ:TTWO)down. The shares... have declined 35 percent this year"

Jim Carey, Pet Detective Cardboard BoxLast year's total job losses hit 2.6 million or the highest level in more than six decades.  With no money, no job, and no where to live, more people are turning to the last solution for cheap housing - cardboard boxes.