Current Financial News

DAG, Chocolate News, DavidWhat in the hell is going on, are you telling me that Bank of America (NYSE:BAC) earnings and guidance are going to be that bad on Jan 20th?  This mammoth U.S. financial institution sucks that bad? BofA does business with every other American yet its shares are only worth $10 because analysts say they "might" cut their dividend or even fail?  America, have you lost your damn mind?

Is Motorola (MOT) Doomed?

Motorola, Inc.'s (NYSE:MOT) share price has fizzled out since the Motorola Razr’s fall from grace. 

Net Sales were $7.5 billion in the third quarter of 2008, down 15% compared to net sales of $8.8 billion in the third quarter of 2007. Net sales decreased 31% in the Mobile Devices segment, decreased 1% in the Home and Networks Mobility segment and increased 4% in the Enterprise Mobility Solutions segment.

Investing in Algae Stocks: Fuel and Fun

Algae: Fuel and FunAlgae, Algae, Algae.  What stocks can you buy that are Algae Biofuel companies?  Thanks to, we got you covered in algae, going green is so much fun, now you can do it to! With your money and look stupid like the Algae Guy.

No one cares about Alcoa, check this out

Taxes Suck and HelpIt sucks to live in California right now: Calif. Taxpayers Due Refunds May Get IOUs.

If you expect you'll be getting a refund from California when you file your 2008 state income tax return, be prepared: you may instead receive a "registered warrant." Translation: an IOU.

Today is all about Alcoa (AA), screw Madoff

Bitch SlapWe kick off Earnings Season today, and we all await Alcoa's (NYSE:AA) crappy call, the mood is somber.  Deutsche Bank bitch slapped Alcoa this morning, downgrading Alcoa to Sell from Hold while lowering target price to $8 from $10Get in line for your beating.

Judge Rules Madoff Can Remain Free on Bail

A federal magistrate on Monday refused a government request that Bernard L. Madoff be jailed until he can be tried on charges of operating a $50 billion Ponzi scheme, saying that the government had not proved that he was a flight risk or a security risk.



Jesus and Video GamesJesus Christ.  Jack Thompson, the now disbarred lawyer who went on a rampage against the Grand Theft Auto franchise, because he believed it taught children to behave violently and rebel against society believes God is taking down TTWO. Thompson on Nov 3rd -  "God strikes Take Two (NASDAQ:TTWO)down. The shares... have declined 35 percent this year"

Jim Carey, Pet Detective Cardboard BoxLast year's total job losses hit 2.6 million or the highest level in more than six decades.  With no money, no job, and no where to live, more people are turning to the last solution for cheap housing - cardboard boxes.

Palm Shares up 37% today

SAN FRANCISCO (MarketWatch) -- Palm Inc.'s stock price surged Friday, marking the company's second day of strong gains following the debut of its new touch-screen smart phone, which drew praise from Wall Street analysts.

Palm shares were up more than 37% to $6.14. The stock price has nearly doubled over the past two days since the company announced its new Pre smart phone and WebOS operating system at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas on Thursday. See full story on Palm.

In reports Friday, several analysts called the device "impressive" and said it will likely help lift Palm out of its recent doldrums.

Microsoft shares dissed by Ponytail Geeks

PonyTail Microsoft Geek PeesMicrosoft (NASDAQ:MSFT) shares have tanked 42% in the last 52 weeks.  With Zune issues, great XBOX sales, and Windows 7 on the horizon -- what do you make of it all?  When will the Microsoft Ponytail Geeks get some respect along with Steven Seagal?