Current Financial News

US Average: Nearly .50 a gallon in tax alone.

Talk about pain at the pump. Even more incentive to buy yourself a shiny new Tesla and tell the Taxman to go screw himself.

Real Life Jaws Attack in L.A.


Great white shark attack in LA. 

It appears the man is going to keep all limbs.  Damn lucky.  A look at a photo from the shark attack.


Trade that is Working? Silver

Silver - Large Pic w Bars

If stocks can't go higher, guess what can? 

SILVER.  The Global X Silver Miners (NYSEARCA:SIL) has moved up 7% in the past 5 trading sessions.  Year-to-date the silver mining ETF is up 22%.  Silver is sexy again.

V for Vendetta Bald Portman

Vinegar Cures Hair Loss? No it doesn't. 

Amazing but there may be finally a cure for baldness.  The price to pay for the drugs gone bad?  CANCER.

Soccer Girl Painted Wow

Forget work, World Cup is on.

That's what South America is doing.  Too bad it's not the same back here in the States.  However you can bet your soccer balls productivity across the U.S.A. will be slim come Thursday's match at 9 AM.

One Dollar

I'd buy that for a dollar.

What trades on the NYSE or NASDAQ and isn't an OTC penny stock scam?

The Best Baldness Cure of 2014

Tron Animated Uprising

Cure your baldness while looking awesome

Lets face it - Bald is beautiful. Just ask celebrities such as Bruce Willis, Jason Stathum, and Natalie Portman when she shaved her head in V for Vendetta.

Chris Brown's Booty Party Pic

C Brown

Don't have an instagram account? No worries, here's the pic

Nice work Chris Brown.  Fresh out of jail so let's have a party on a school night with a bunch of porn stars.  Nice.

Bull Market on Wall Street

ODP and MS are their strongest recommendations.

This weekend Barron's recommended going long on shares of Apple (AAPL), Morgan Stanley (MS), and Office Depot (ODP).  They did cover more equities but we feel these are the best picks they have to offer this weekend.

Poor Cameron, they Sold your House

Cameron Ferris Bueller

Last week the Glass house from Ferris Bueller was sold.

The price tag? $1.06 Million.  Wonder if the people who bought it are fans of the movie?  You would hope so.