MadoffFleece.jpgThis has got to be the perfect bit of Madoff merchandise. Bernie Madoff allegedly fleeced investors for tens of billions of dollars, and now you can buy a Madoff Securities fleece.

Lamest Term of the Week: "Car Czar"

I mean really, we all get what the 'Car Czar' will be the federal official to lord over the U.S Auto Industry, but coin a better title for crying out loud.  'Auto Pimp', 'Car King', 'Grease Monkey Guy', or whatever, but 'Car Czar'? come on.

Drew - Office Space (Aquaman)There's no point on trying to piece it together, the guys saying 'it's priced in', 'baked in' or whatever can't explain it. It's a glum outlook and once reality sets in, it can get very dangerous holding securities.  But hey, its Friday and we all can agree, this place sucks.  Enjoy the clip:

Scott MalkinsonHaven't we all had and heard enough about TARP (Troubled Asset Relief Program),  BusinessWeek had to go ahead and put together a brilliant article today titled, Is TARP Really a TRAP?  The Masters response is even more important, is Scott Malkinson really Scott Malkinson?

Bored_Web_surfingHappy Friday - now that the election is over, what are you going to do with yourself? Here are some tips, courtesy of Slate.com:

Celebrate Good Obama, come on.  Its Obama, Obama...

 

Brilliant words from the Fly at iBankcoin.com - Do not think, for one second, any of those asshats will risk tanking the stock market and the economy, while most economists say such a plan is needed.

Jack Bauer to police Wall Street

JACK BAUER, WALL STREET ENFORCEREx-Bear Stearns Fund Managers Arrested by FBI Agents and Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson pushing for new powers for the Federal Reserve...what's next?  There's only one answer.  Promote a badass to get everything under control, the answer?

Jack Bauer.

All the way back from October 2006, for those of you who missed this one - enjoy. 

 

"There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless-boys and women, and I am neither one." - Old Greek saying

Fast Money's Solar Stock Picks

Tough not to agree here, gas prices pushing all time highs, upcoming election with a focus on Green everything...Solar stocks will benefit.  As mentioned on Fast Money's show last Friday, solar stocks have seen 50% pullbacks including Sunpower (SPWR), Trinity (TRN), and Master favorite Evergreen (ESLR). Better yet, run out and get your solar lawn shower today, I mean really, who buys this crap?