Brilliant words from the Fly at iBankcoin.com - Do not think, for one second, any of those asshats will risk tanking the stock market and the economy, while most economists say such a plan is needed.

Ex-Bear Stearns Fund Managers Arrested by FBI Agents and Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson pushing for new powers for the Federal Reserve...what's next?  There's only one answer.  Promote a badass to get everything under control, the answer?

Jack Bauer.

All the way back from October 2006, for those of you who missed this one - enjoy. 

"There are two kinds of people in this world that go around beardless-boys and women, and I am neither one." - Old Greek saying

Tough not to agree here, gas prices pushing all time highs, upcoming election with a focus on Green everything...Solar stocks will benefit.  As mentioned on Fast Money's show last Friday, solar stocks have seen 50% pullbacks including Sunpower (SPWR), Trinity (TRN), and Master favorite Evergreen (ESLR). Better yet, run out and get your solar lawn shower today, I mean really, who buys this crap?

Fellow Stockmasters, passing on this hilarious article from the Onion today on Southwest Airlines. Enjoy.

It's Friday, the market is closed, it's time to put your feet up and read something that will make your laugh, courtesy of theonion.com.

DETROIT—Calling it the automotive company's "toughest and longest-lasting" line of cutbacks to date, General Motors proudly unveiled its new 2008 model layoffs on Monday, bringing months of rumor and speculation to an end.

We're getting started early, and you can help! Visit -- http://www.walken2008.com/campaign.html

Since Letterman is out of commission thanks to the writers strike, here are your Top 10 Investing New Year’s Resolutions from the Stockmasters:

1) Stop consulting the “Magic Eight Ball” for Stock Picks

2) Turn off CNBC at least 1 hour a day. There’s more to life than that.

3) No more stock picks from your crazy cousin in Idaho

4) Sign up for the Master Picks Newsletter

5) Shower in between trading

Forget your Happy Meal, get your RAT ON!

Villagers boil rats in Suphan Buri province, 120 km (75 miles) north of Bangkok, November 1, 2007. Once struggling to make ends meet in pest-infested villages, Thai rice farmers are now making money out of the very scourge that has gnawed at their finances -- rats. Thailand is the world's biggest rice exporter and roasted bandicoot rat has become a popular delicacy at roadside stalls despite costing twice as much as pork or chicken. Picture taken November 1, 2007.

It's back people and you can add images, hyperlinks, and format the night away.