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Get Ready for an All New Cast of 'FAST MONEY'

CNBC's "Fast Money" just hasn't been the same since host Dylan Ratigan and contributor Jeff Macke left the show.  The Masters have been pondering who could replace them and what other hosts would investors like to see on the show?  The answer is simple, the new show should be hosted by the all knowing Papa Smurf, he can finally get the contributors under control.  To replace Macke it's the simple choice of Fred Flintstone and to heat it up, add in Skeletor and someone who they can all push around -- Beaker.

All new cast of fast money - fred flintsone, skeletor, papa smurf, beaker and CashForGold.comTrade the National Gold Reserves for cash, using How much does the Federal Government expect to receive in exchange for all the gold?  "Well our estimate is $200 billion however the Cash4Gold website features a lot of testimonials from people who's gold was worth much more than they thought so there's a possibility we will get much more".

How Obama is like Spock

Obama is Spock.Money article on about how Obama is like Spock, oh the logic of empathy.  Live long and prosper indeed.

Nike Introduces New Intercourse Shoe

Nike ShoeIt's Friday, take a break from the market and check out this article from the Onion, this is an instant classic.

BEAVERTON, OR—In yet another first for the world's premier athletic footwear manufacturer, Nike announced Tuesday the nationwide launch of the Air Fornicator, a lightweight copulating shoe designed to maximize sexual performance. 

Real Life Pac-ManThis short by Rémi Gaillard is a must watch, real life Pac-Man and Ghosts going crazy in supermarkets all set to the original video game music and feel -- classic.

TheOnion - More American Workers Outsourcing Own Jobs OverseasIts Friday Masters, take a breather from trading and enjoy a new Department of Labor report that finds personal outsourcing is revolutionizing how Americans don't do their own work.  Employ others oversea to do your work so you have time to sit and do nothing.  God Bless 

Take a breather from the market and enjoy this slideshow by the Daily Beast, here's a quick summary of the ladies that made the cut:
Babes of the G-20

South Park Bank - Stan and Stan's DadOutstanding South Park this last week when Stan takes his $100 check and makes an investment into South Park Bank. Annndd it's gone.  South Park explains what happened to our economy, how it should be respected and what's for dinner on our reduced budgets: sliced hot dogs and tomato slices.

Forget trying to figure out how we got in the mess, cue Jamie Foxx, T-Pain, Samuel Jackson, Forrest Whitaker and even Ron Howard, yes, the Ron Howard.

Blame it on the Alcohol AIG