Lighter Side
Toxic Assets and AIG Bonuses: Blame it on the A..A..A..A..A.. Alcohol
Posted March 24th, 2009 by theStockMasters...Forget trying to figure out how we got in the mess, cue Jamie Foxx, T-Pain, Samuel Jackson, Forrest Whitaker and even Ron Howard, yes, the Ron Howard.
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Steven Colbert hits the nail on the head with 'Doom Bunker' skit
Posted March 6th, 2009 by theStockMasters...
It's the end of the world as we know it, maybe, according to Glenn Beck. Colbert is money in the bank, talking about how in the year 2012 the Dow Jones goes under 1,000. Yet another great week for our portfolio's and 401(k)'s, enjoy the video.
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The Market is Fine, its just a Glitch in the Matrix
Posted March 2nd, 2009 by theStockMasters...
The Dow Jones is fine, so is the S&P, everything is great, maybe we are all just apart of a giant battery, and we are in the Matrix. Do you believe in the Matrix? The Market is going to shit, watch this clip, it will help.
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Take a Break from the Market - Family Guy Moment
Posted January 23rd, 2009 by theStockMasters...
Family Guy Puke-A-Thon, who wants Chowder?
Happy Friday, another week closed in the trading books, enjoy the weekend and the video.
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Take a Break from the Market, Obama does the Bump
Posted January 21st, 2009 by theStockMasters...
Take a break from the market and watch this clip. President Obama hit the dance floor at one of the many inaugural balls he attended last night and let loose just a little bit.
Bust A Move Barack.
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I Have A Dream: MLK Day in New York City
Posted January 19th, 2009 by theStockMasters...
Today is a day to remember, I Have A Dream: MLK Day in New York City. Congrats to Obama. Enjoy the video and Best Wishes.
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Take a Break from the Market and enjoy an Onion Report
Posted January 14th, 2009 by theStockMasters...
Good Lord, this is so damn funny, its a crime not to watch it. Some harsh language in this report on the Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass' but its great.
The "I am the Law" argument is money in the bank. Take a break from the market and enjoy:
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Take a Break from the Market and enjoy a Seagal Moment
Posted January 8th, 2009 by theStockMasters...
You may have missed Steven Seagal, the reincarnated Tulku's greatest achievement as an entertainer. Songs from the Crystal Cave was released in 2005, the "album" (said with both hands doing a quote, end quote motion) by Seagal credited with "Lead Vocals, Rhythm and Lead Guitar". Enjoy.
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Useless Weekend News: Is Caroline Kennedy like Sarah Palin?
Posted December 21st, 2008 by theStockMasters...
Newsday.com has a useless article out today, a sign of the times as online newspapers compete for headlines and page views, Is Caroline Kennedy like Sarah Palin?
The quick and dirty on the story: Who gives a Shit?
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Madoff Made Off With All My Money, And All I Got Was This Lousy Fleece
Posted December 16th, 2008 by theStockMasters...
This has got to be the perfect bit of Madoff merchandise. Bernie Madoff allegedly fleeced investors for tens of billions of dollars, and now you can buy a Madoff Securities fleece.
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