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Master Picks  Newsletter is BackIts almost 2011, time to close out a few positions with the big winner Take-Two Interactive (NASDAQ:TTWO) for a 56.4% gain when we picked it up back in August.  Coming in 2nd is Patriot Coal (NYSE:PCX)  for a 26% gain, we bought that one back in July.  In 3rd place was Valero Energy (NYSE:VLO) for a tiny 8% gain.

In the coming year we will be charging $5 per year for a subscription to Master Picks Newsletter, that's it -- just $5.

Thanks again for reading in 2011 and happy safe investing.

Master Picks Update: Two New Buys (Aug 18th)

master picksMaster Picks Pickery, we've got two new securities that are priced just right, one is in the $8 range the other is around $13.

Log in today to check them out, again, please review our Disclaimer as investing is always at your own risk, don't be a baby pants.

Master Picks Update: Sell MSFT, GE, and Buy...

MASTER PICKSCalling all Masters, check out the latest action to our StockMasters Master Picks Newsletter.

Login today and check out the latest sells and one magical Buy.  Thanks for reading and as a reminder, our stocks picks are free.

Masters Picks Newsletter Holding Up Well

theStockMasters MASTER PICKS NEWSLETTEROur picks on 6/30/2010 are holding up well, make sure to log in now and then (as it is FREE) to see what we have recommended.  If anything its fun to click around and see what crap we've posted besides our usual garbage.

Thanks for reading Masters, hang in there today as the best options are really the VXX and the UNG.

Master Picks  Newsletter is BackYou haven't been reading, so we haven't been updating, but that's a bad attitude. 

Fellow Masters we have added two new picks today thanks to the market tanking yesterday.  As you may know, Master Picks Newsletter is back (NOW FREE!!!) and we have two picks that are worthy of your attention. WHY IS IT FREE?
Because you know you don't want to pay for shit on the internet. We know that, and like anything, Google it for 10 minutes, search the message boards and some jackass will have posted what you want for free anyway.

shitcan usaSpidey-Sense is telling the Masters that major U.S. and World Equities are about to shitcan -- why push it for another few percentage points?

Time to bail, Master picks is selling two positions locking in a quick two trade and gain of 5.9% and 8.2%.  While leaving one still open and starting a NEW position today.  That's right, a new pick and once again, our newsletter is FREE, just login to access it.

Rob Schneider and Carrots Don't Pick Stocks

Rob Schneider - A Carrot (South Park)Fellow Masters, check out our FREE stock picks at our Master Picks Newsletter on this site.  

Sure carrots and Schneider can pick stocks, but our selections are up 5.9%, 6.6%, and 4.28% with the latest picks only two weeks old.  Da Derp Dee Derp, Da Teetley Derpee Dumb. Get your Der on.

Master Picks  Newsletter is BackFellow Masters, our Master Picks Newsletter is back (NOW FREE!!!) and we have two picks that are worthy of your attention. WHY IS IT FREE?
Because you know you don't want to pay for shit on the internet. We know that, and like anything, Google it for 10 minutes, search the message boards and some jackass will have posted what you want for free anyway.

Finally a Master Picks Update

theStockMasters MASTER PICKS NEWSLETTERWe know, its been forever, E*TRADE (ETFC) was a money bet last year, the options no so much.  The UUP continues to be a great safe play and we're up 4%.  The Masters finally decided to pitch two new picks today, so come check out what we got.
After all, we run the cheapest newsletter on the internets, its FREE for shits-sake.

Master Picks SELL Alert: Cash in Your 20% Gain

MASTER PICKSFellow Masters,  time to cash out a Master Picks Newsletter recommendation for a 20% gain.  Not bad for just waiting 7 trading sessions, that first pick was mentioned last Monday (Sept 21st).
Login today to view which pick we are cutting lose.